chips1977:

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

dolldazed:

Late 60s Gunne Sax sold by Droplette on Depop

transmortifried:

zegalba:

Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

brightsunnydaysofcastamere:

annoyedlord:

loqui-mortuis:

chaos–themralds:

tmmyhug:

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE “OH FUCK OH SHIT” STRESS

orz <- the person is on their hands and knees, on the floor, god what happened to them

OTL <- same, but we are now closer to them (mb softly pat their back or something)

or2 <- the person is still on their hands and knees but they’ve got a fat ass now

wildestlovers:

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren’t willing to look like a foolish beginner, you’ll never become a graceful master.

lastvalyrian:

habbadax:

weaselle:

nyanto5:

nyanto5:

trying to fact check a very important post about what happens if you drink salt water (seawater) to see if my preconceived notions were simply myth or some shit and the first internet search results are this

1. livestrong “it will make your body so clean and pure drink salt water :) your colon will LOVE this”
2. drinkhydrant “its literally SOOOOO good for your digestion system <3”
3. The National Ocean Service “It can fucking kill you, please don’t”

this is a great lesson in why sources are important

I think we should start putting Wellness Industry people into the ocean

this is also a great reason why google is complete garbage these days

mjalti:

i bring a certain Soulmate vibe to every connection that most people cannot look into the eyes of for too long lest they weep from the beauty of true love, actually

evilvillain123456789:

When I was 15, a christian cyber-witch on deviantart cursed me heavily as a result of my slight interest in drawings of women turning into armchairs that I accidentally let slip during a debate we were having. She made it so, any image I masturbate to will disappear from both the internet and all devices overnight, and to this day I use it regularly on the selfies that my more unsightly mutuals upload

mostly-funnytwittertweets: